Jordy "Brundle" Smith

Coming from a family of Unwantables (another local hockey club) Jordy made a break for the shores of Colombia at midnight a few years ago and relinquished his passport and all rights to any inheritance from his family.

He is just about on speaking terms with some of the family, although many still refuse to acknoweldge him during Sunday roast dinners.

Known for creating his own language which he uses in emails.

Was almost initiated at the 2010 Easter Hockey Festival where he completed the "centurion challenge" of a 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. Sadly he fell at a later hurdle and therefore still needs to be initiated.

Jordy is also our agony aunt.