Alex "Kev" Knowelden

Everyone knows him as "Kev", although apparently he feels he has moved on from this nickname, so therefore he will now probably always be known as "KEV".

The nickname comes from his love of crap cars, which have hundreds of quid spent on them to make them louder, lower and frankly quite crap.

Previous projects include a Mazda 323 (1985) which had bricks in the boot to lower it and some strategically drilled holes in the exhaust.

Next up was a Hyundai ATOZ which Kev did up by blacking out the windows and attaching a Big Bore 4 exhaust too.

He literally had no boundaries and in 2003 was seen driving a Honda Today with 14" alloys and a forced induction kit in the form of his sisters hair dryer.

Has since left the island to vigorously pursue the writers of Performance Car Magazine to try and get them to look at his Honda Today.

Occasionally visits to hand out beastings to new Colombians, some of whom, like this fella, don't make the grade and are tossed out.